Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
16.06.2025 05:49

Osha wants to be a Jedi and Mae doesn’t.
He also reveals that Osha & Mae are not actually twins or sisters. They are actually the same person.
The head asks Mae if the name Osha sounds familiar & we find out Qimir was under the tutelage of the Jedi head.
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Oddly enough he seems to begin to confess he loved them although he gets to “Lo…” before the choking began.
Osha grabs Sol lightsaber, ignites it and changes the color from blue to red indicating she has indeed crossed into the dark side of the force.
I’m sure I’m getting some of the details chronologically out of order but … Spoilers Included.
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Qimir attacks Sol’s group of Jedi and kills them all except for Sol.
The two pieces of bridge began to collapse and by using the force stops the collapse but not strong enough. He chooses Osha to save and Mae falls to her ‘death’.
So the head of the Jedi throws Sol under the bus by telling the Senate representatives he was solely responsible for the deaths of all the Jedi and the first season ends with a view of Yoda’s head.
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One of the Jedi, Sol, sees they are strong w/ the force and convinces their mother to have them tested.
Mae manages to get a confession from Sol about how he killed Mae & Osha’s mother.
Mae is taken to the Jedi headquarters and met with the head of the Jedi (I think that’s who she was) and she is questioned about the Jedi murders that she did actually commit but naturally no longer remembers.
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The girls clash and to stop Osha from leaving the family, Mae sets her room on fire.
Sol & Osha and other Jedi begin the search for Mae, find her and realize she is the apprentice of a Sith master named Qimir.
Osha hears him and with unbridled rage force chokes him and kills him.
It is quickly realized Mae didn’t die and is the actual killer.
On a side note, if he was indeed going to say ‘Love’, it is rather bizarre he felt he loved Mae & Osha when they were small children when he only knew them for hours, so I’m hoping he was actually saying he loved the adult Osha despite the fact he apparently hadn’t seen her since she was his Padawan.
He takes Osha while Mae is taken into custody.
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Qimir wipes Mae’s memories.
They leave the planet w/ Osha who does become his apprentice but leaves the Jedi order, while the Wookie exiles himself, another takes a vow of silence, the other return to the order.
The group of women are able to possess the Wookie Jedi & he attacks Sol and the others.
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He runs through the burning complex to find the girls to locate them on a damaged & failing bridge.
Mae escapes Sol and before he find her battles Qimir again.
After realizing what she has done, Mae runs to get her mother only to see Sol stick his lightsaber through her killing her.
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I believe we’re supposed to presume the head does not continue w/ the prosecution of Mae because they know she & Osha were created by some manipulation of the force and want to understand how & why, as well as wanting to find Osha & her master Qimir.
Although now apparently, the series ends with a shot of the back of Yoda’s head as the show has been cancelled.
Years later the group of Jedi are killed off one by one. Osha is identified as the killer & is arrested.
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A group of Jedi are doing some survey work on a planet they think in uninhabited, but find a group of women that have created two children via unnatural means named Mae & Osha.